no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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