i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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