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  • 99 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:16pm

    I used to do that too. What works awesome is giving over the top responses when they ask why you did the night before. They stop taking you seriously when you tell em you spent the night doing blow off strippers asses, so eventually you can be honest and say you were out getting really stoned , and they just laugh and think you're kidding.....got me through all the Christmas breaks in college

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:17am

    Yo, my rents are home! Time to blow this joint home dawgs. Kewl.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by 207678 on Feb 18, 10 at 2:30pm

    haha, thats a great idea

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:27am

    9:19 you are so badass.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:07am

    Well, now we know. The majority of TFLN submissions ARE done by 13 year olds now.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:21pm

    Yah because they are definately going to tell you who they are.....

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:23pm

    11:49 has a point. everyone just saying fail all the time, it actually sounds pretty dumb. "OMFG epic fail!"

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:49am

    way to keep em guessing. "rents" is perfectly acceptable. In fact I think "fail" is a thousand times lamer

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:05am

    That's what the kids call the parents these days

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:21pm

    2:16 lol yea I used to tell them I was blowin lines and bangin hookers and they laughed lol worked nicely

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:18am

    Holy shit I am so gonna try that

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:09pm

    lol see i dont have this problem. i just tell my mom i was out drinking or that i am high. she dont care lol

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:35pm

    Lol don't lump this guy with the rest of us "kids" because I sure as hell do not refer to my parents as "the rents". But I think this is funny either way.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:15am

    9:05, rents has already caught on. embrace change!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:02am

    Oh teen angst 9:19.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:05am

    I hope he meant parents 'cause I can't handle if that catches on.

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:19am

    I don't say "rents" I say bitch and bastard for my parents. Is that bad? Who gives a flying fuck? I don't. =D

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:31pm

    by far the funniest shit ive read on here so far

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:24pm

    either way (630) was hilarious...and such a curveball from everything else...enjoyed reading it...and i thought "rents" made it all the better.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:23am

    Absolute fucking genius.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 10:21pm

    Screw you people. Spell 'definitely' the correct way, please.... Jeez. -919

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:02am

    I'm from 630...who is this?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:21pm

    How do you know what kind of grades they get?

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:55pm

    Thank you, 2:07! The laziness of most of the people on this site is unbelievable. I'll be kind in calling them lazy instead of freaking stupid!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:22am

    best . aurgument . ever!!! lmfao!!!!! x2

  • 40 46
    Submitted by carly1 on May 20, 11 at 8:20am

    Clever!!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:06am

    Really, I didn't think kids these days said 'rents'. I thought that was more of an early 90s teen slang. My friends and I never said 'rents'.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:04am

    I'm assuming u mean parents?

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:08am

    Rents? Really? Fail