i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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