Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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