he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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