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  • Submitted by awomanduh on Apr 1, 10 at 4:32pm

    She sounds like a keeper.

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    Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 3:57am

    Now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks.

  • 81 75
    Submitted by snybny on Apr 1, 10 at 5:08pm

    Ahhh I love a woman who doesn't think dicks are "gross"!

    • 43 55
      Submitted by gutsout on Apr 1, 10 at 5:58pm

      No woman does.

      • 44 62
        Submitted by awomanduh on Apr 2, 10 at 2:08am

        haha, lesbians do.

    • 43 75
      Submitted by boredatwork26 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:56pm

      I'm a woman, and I think most dicks are beautiful! :) And fun to play with...! ;)

  • 66 65
    Submitted by codii on Apr 1, 10 at 6:24pm

    That is such a good idea it's not even funny!

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 4:38pm

    Win.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by kahmeron on Apr 1, 10 at 10:22pm

    keep that girl locked in your van for later... oh that didn't sound right.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:43pm

    Rise Against version or Journey original?

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Swizzle125 on Apr 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    LOL win & she sounds like a real keeper ;)

  • 57 69
    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 1, 10 at 6:18pm

    Yes! Keep her!!

  • 63 87
    Submitted by mhphoto on Apr 1, 10 at 8:19pm

    Poor high desert rats..

  • 53 71
    Submitted by ronnieron09 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:02pm

    Hell yea dude

  • 51 67
    Submitted by LoveTheMeat on Apr 1, 10 at 7:01pm

    Keeper my friend. Keeper

  • 55 75
    Submitted by skinnydick on Apr 1, 10 at 4:39pm

    Same for me, different song!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by bdog on Apr 16, 10 at 3:12am

    Keep her

  • 47 62
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 2, 10 at 5:24pm

    That's soooo awesome!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 1:38am

    Whoooo stay classy SD, stay classy......

  • 53 76
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 1, 10 at 8:39pm

    My girl used my dick to sing "The Boys are Back in Town". It was more like a warning since I had caught crabs, yet again.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by lukester23 on Apr 1, 10 at 7:00pm

    #keeper.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by darkman23 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:11pm

    this is amazing, I would love that. I would then fuck her so hard she would cry. Jk! I don't know wat I'd do

  • 46 70
    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:58am

    sure hope you busted in her eye

  • 45 73
    Submitted by boredatwork26 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:55pm

    Sweet! I would so be that girl, ha ha

    • 54 69
      Submitted by Goose23 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:59pm

      sounds like u like dick (;

  • 51 85
    Submitted by pierce258 on Apr 2, 10 at 7:49am

    Hahahahahaha love this!!!

  • 44 77
    Submitted by razzapple on Apr 2, 10 at 11:55am

    Keeper

  • Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Apr 1, 10 at 10:07pm

    keeper there bud. well the other day that happened to my fuckin friend and then he fucked her on the side of da bed. I told my friend "Your so fuckin scary u birch" so he said "What?? I only fucked her on da side of da bed"

  • 45 82
    Submitted by willytbrn on Apr 2, 10 at 2:17am

    Bigfuckindaddy your comment made no fucking since and everyone can stop posting that she is a keeper

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 1:14am

    Yeah. San DIEGO