No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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