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  • 84 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    Clearly, you're not old enough for them, either.

  • 81 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:21pm

    Vulva's tend to look the way they do naturally. Sexual activity rarely alters the appearance of the vulva, although the labia can be stretched by an increase in size in the object (penis or dildo) being inserted, frequency has no effect. I.E being a slut does not equal an "ugly vulva" However only seeing vulva's in porn may cause vulva's in real life to appear ugly.

  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:05pm

    Vaginas r freakin awesome!! If I had one I'd play with it all day long. And I would let others play with it for 2 dollars per hour if they asked nicely. Go va j j!!

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:12pm

    7:01 Using "ergo" doesn't make you any less creepy.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:16pm

    Maybe this person would rather have a yummy penis instead of a yucky vagina.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:12pm

    I am a vagina lover. I love the taste the look, the smell and the texture. Nobody loves them more tha me...nobody

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    you've clearly never seen yourself a good pussy

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:48pm

    There are yucky vaginas. Oh yes, there are.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    Amen 505 - boo this post

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:50pm

    ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........ooooooooo _____________\__-~` ........).....) ___/.__/

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:21pm

    4:50-- what's with the laser and the blowup doll?

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:26pm

    don't tell a man what he can't do

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:28pm

    black vagina is disgusting.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:22pm

    or, this chap likes the band "(+44)"

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:42am

    2:35... disagree. dicks can taste gross too... and there is precum so even if u arent expecting it, sometimes u get a nasty sour taste... and as for hair, what kind of girl doesnt shave or wax... thats disgusting, i cant believe a guy would even hook up with a girl that isnt shaven...

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:17am

    I'm slightly perplexed...I initially read this as "No, vaginas are yucky..." meaning "vaginas are yucky", but now I'm thinking is it "No vaginas are yucky" as in "there are no vaginas that are yucky". This has changed everything now...

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:03pm

    But does OP mean "No, vaginas are yucky" or there are no vaginas that are yucky? Huge difference, don't you think? This is why punctuation is important people.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:19am

    12:22 we totally do. A penis is not attractive at all but oh the function is wonderful.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 2:36am

    Almost as yucky as your "mom's" chode

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:07pm

    Of course the this is from the uk. You are Mistaken british chap, pussys are full of Wonderful surprises

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:44pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:29pm

    I like when it looks like the folds of a bulldogs mouth. All wet

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:16pm

    They are kinda nasty...there's like random flaps and stuff

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:11pm

    vaginas are kinda gross. gooey and slimey

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:30am

    2:35 well played sir well played

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:37pm

    See the only Uk area code we get is 44!!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:07am

    you're right 12:17, this is why punctuation is important!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:28pm

    well yes, the gross slut's vagina you fucked was gross, step up ur game

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:52am

    any guesses on how old the OP is? I say 6th grade at best

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:25pm

    I believe the technical term is beef curtains

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:50pm

    Miley Cyrus is a dumb cunt. She has aids and with any luck will be decapitated by a helicopter blade very soon.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:35am

    A penis is far prettie than a vagina. I mean, the hair for one thing. The taste. The flaps. A penis is soft and chewy and only juices when you ask it nicely, it expects nothing of you. Unlike those pesky vaginas.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:21pm

    it's pretty ridiculous how many people are taking this text literally. i think the OP is talking to a friend or a sibling or someone who is less experienced and making a joooooke. jesus christ.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:16pm

    Vaginas don't need to be handled, they need to be stuffed like a turkey elbow deep!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:41pm

    LOLOL chipped ham?!! & expels a funny noise... wtf?

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:00am

    has nobody noticed that the area code for this is +44? great band.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:53pm

    I would fuck the shit out of miley Cyrus but I'd make her put on her blonde wig while I'm hitting that

  • 29 45
    Submitted by blownstii on Oct 13, 11 at 9:08pm

    I agree

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:26pm

    5:24 a guy would hook up with any girl if he's desperate enough.

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:52pm

    well obviously whoever sent this text has not seen a enough vagina in his time. there are some pretty nasty puss out there

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:15pm

    Miley cirus needs to be n a Porno. Just not with a guy cuz I'll get jealous

  • 28 48
    Submitted by jltc on May 27, 11 at 10:50am

    Hopelessly ambiguous due to lack of punctuation.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:01pm

    Me too she looks younger like that, ergo she looks hotter!!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    i think these people checked out all the national geographics from the library... and why are the sears catologue pages sticking together?

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:14pm

    7:16 watches the Cleveland shoe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:43pm

    fuck you 5:50 Miley Cyrus is the most beautiful girl on tv

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:33pm

    I imagine Miley Cyrus to have a beautiful vagina with all the flaps neatly tucked and trimmerd, and only the amount of hair a girl her age should have, and not a hair more. Miley - Lover.