Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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