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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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