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  Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.

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  (616): Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry. http://tfl.nu/rf2y
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  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 4:30pm

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  now place your penis into the nozzle and give it one quick blast..safe over sorry

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  Submitted by keto06 on Dec 28, 11 at 4:20pm

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  thanks for cleaning it up, asshole.

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  Submitted by roflbox on Dec 28, 11 at 4:31pm

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  Exibit A on why you should never run out of baking soda...

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    Submitted by ahyeah on Dec 28, 11 at 6:09pm

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    what does baking soda do?

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  Submitted by marinebio2014 on Feb 4, 12 at 2:38am

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  Ahyeah- if you pour baking soda over a small for it will put it out

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  Submitted by novaleigh89 on Dec 29, 11 at 12:39am

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  and you didn't pick up your mess because....? inconsiderate prick..

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  Submitted by UreKindOfaSlut on Jan 6, 12 at 3:27pm

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  WTF???

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