When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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He better not be in your backpack
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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