Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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