He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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