I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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