K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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