And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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