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  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:34pm

    In Soviet Russia, the hospital wakes up in YOU!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:25pm

    Is no one seriously going to say anything about the fact that his email was "wh1tepow3r"?!?!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:33pm

    I'm a bear called Jeremy I like to play and sing

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:36pm

    8:11 I'm surprised you know how to spell balls, let alone have some

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:43pm

    I wish everyday was kick-a-ginger day..

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:59pm

    Op blacked out and somehow got a hamster stuck in his ass and had to have it removed. The animal was harmed in this event

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46pm

    Gotta love the ville

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:17am

    2:14 did you mean idioT?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:51pm

    10:43, you should burn in hell. that's nothing to joke about, that's sick. you are going to have such bad karma.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am

    1:29 hahahaha. Always happens to me

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:38pm

    Alex u failed by being redundant: NBA basketball game?

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:36pm

    Will someone please show me their private place. I'm an 18 yr old virgin and I want some pussy pleasure. Maybe I could fly to meet you at your place and we could sex for awhile. Then go watch Sherlock Holmes. We could also enjoy a National Basketball Association basketball game. - Alexander

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:41pm

    Yea because we never lose

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:37pm

    This has happened to me too. But it was the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was quite unpleasant.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    6:43 - you haven't 'ate' all day? Dumb fuck.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am

    You sir are an idiom.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:55pm

    after the hard rock i blacked out it was like emptiness hahah

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:48pm

    6:43 it's therefore, and eaten. Just so no one else will think you're dumb.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:17am

    Gingers have no souls

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm

    10:54 regardless, that's nothing to joke about. so no, get over yourself.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    White supremacist much? That's all?

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:04am

    Somebody please pound my sweet virgin boy ass!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:58pm

    7:48- dude, he is dumb. You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am

    1:29 nobody gives a shit haha

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:32pm

    Who cares about mistaken grammar.... Get off your high horses.... Bitches!! And I agree you can't teach a dumb dog new tricks :)

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:16pm

    Roll tide! We're messin with Texas! Bring it

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:25am

    Yeah. Kinda thought you did after I sent it haha

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    10:51 youre attacking him for what he said?? Do you even know what site your on?? I've seen way worse texts than what he said! Get over yourself

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:32pm

    Sephy you're a cunt for two reasons. 1) You don't drink. 2) You signed you name which means you're going to check back later for responses. So in essence you're an attention whore. Get a life you ugly bitch.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:43pm

    Alexander i'm a 12 year old from l.a. I'd love to lose my virginity to you and then go watch sherlock holmes with you.. I hope you like 6th graders ;) I think I'd be pretty good in bed and my dad says I'm really good at sucking dick

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15am

    Lmfao I was 10 43 and the person below me is fucking amazing.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:51pm

    Thank you 10:43 I would love to pound your 12 yr old pussy, but unfortunately I have already made a date. I'm taking my left hand out to go ice skating. I'm terribly sorry. But trust me if I hadn't arranged this you'd definitely be the one for me. Please ask your father to pop your cherry for you I'm sure he would be delighted at the offer. :) - Alexander

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:59pm

    i feel ya! been there, done that!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am

    Whaddup 2:09 ive got some red hair

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:56pm

    Hahaha I'm watching that right now

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am

    Confession time: 2:04 was the same person as 1:29. And so was 2:05. Mwahahaha

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:41pm

    6:39 - you are full of shit

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:58pm

    doc we can't remember anything from last night. remember?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am

    I'm pressing my bare boobs onto the screen right now! Can you see them? (o)(o)

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:03pm

    Hahahaha that's hilarious!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:00pm

    Let me guess, drinking binge gone wrong but hey, you survived, and so you will wear this like an idiot's badge of honor and continue you wreckless endangerment of your body rather than learn from it and taper your future actions to something mor acceptable. -Sephy

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:01pm

    This, like most things on TFLN nowadays, is not funny. It's sad.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:20pm

    And dick wad isn't exactly a gender appropriate insult for me. I'm a girl ;)

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:29am

    I gave this a thumbs up bc I like it, but technically it's a thumbs down bc it's a bad night..

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:38pm

    reminds me of family guy the "you sir" part, like what peter says, funny though, ha

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:44am

    I woke up in a hospital and I hope everyone thinks this is badass instead of pathetic, shameful, and a waste of money like it really is

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am

    No I meant idiom 2 14

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:37pm

    Stop fucking saying "you, sir..." it is neither funny or necessary. People think it makes them sound intelligent, but it just makes them sound unoriginal.