Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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