Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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