She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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