why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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