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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:22am

    the kids on harry potter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:19am

    Who the fuck are any of those people?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:09am

    its called chuck, fuck, marry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:30am

    Kill Ginny, that awkward bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:41pm

    I'm a girl and I had no idea who Alice Cullen was and I'm proud of that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:24am

    @12:04 #1 Oh wow, you really showed me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:29am

    yall motherfuckers need jesus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:56am

    Kill Alice, both the actress and the character, I fucking hate Twilight. Fuck Ginny and marry Hermione. Ginny would be a good fuck (look at what a slut she is in the books) but you don't want to marry that shit. Hermione would be a total freak if you can coax her out, and you have the whole marriage to do that. Plus she's smart and would do everything for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:20pm

    11:05 is still right... just because there is no way in hell to stand Ginny for a whole lifetime, bitch be annoyin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:21pm

    those are just shitty choices

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:14pm

    is this some sort of warped version of MUGGLECAST? 0.O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:18pm

    fuck alice because she's hot marry hermoine because emma watson is hot and brilliant kill ginny because she's an ugly annoying scrawny lil loser lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:19pm

    Omg all u twilight haters can just go 2 hell. Twilight isfuckin amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:19am

    has no one considered that alice is cold? consider what cold does to a hard-on......good luck killing her tho ;p lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:06am

    MARRY HERMIONE she's the keeper. FUCK GINNY she seems like a good one night stand type. Maybe I should switch these first two. KILL ALICE. Fuck Twilight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:16am

    No, it's called mary fucks chuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:11pm

    I have to agree with 11:05 too, kill that cullen cunt bitch, fuck ginny and marry hermione

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:38pm

    Ginny would be a good lay. Marry Hermione cuz Alice would look to the future and see you cheating on her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:41pm

    fuck alice obviously. those cullens have crazy sex.

  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 4, 10 at 9:16am

    I don't like Twilight, and I love Harry Potter, but I think Alice is one of the sexiest people ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:39pm

    harry potter trumps twilight. yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:37pm

    11:05 #2 has it so right, alice cullen is from twilight so she's a bitch, fuck ginny, marry hermione

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:11am

    Ginny can eat shit and die!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:05pm

    hmm. surprisingly i think i'd switch ginny and hermione because i'd never have to memorize spells. she'd have my back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:48pm

    Who the hell is alice cullen?! Is she related to that fucked up vampire guy??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:40pm

    I'd rather be like mr. hefner with all three

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:54am

    I hate you all for making me IMDB Harry Potter and Twilight so I knew who you were talking about. And then I hate myself for doing it. This is extra twisted since only one of them is legal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:02pm

    Um foursome with Alice ginny and hermione. Duh then marry hermione and keep fucking Ginny and Alice on the side

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:40pm

    You can't kill a vampire... Well, you could, but it takes multiple vampires to do so.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:34am

    DON'T KILL HERMIONE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:03am

    kill alice because twilight is the fucking worst oh my god fuck ginny because shes bound to be fuckin crazy marry hermione because shes the marrying kind

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:01am

    i agree 1:22, if we're talking about the characters in the books, the answer is dead on. fuck that cute little dancing vampire alice ('cause you know she has to be flexible,) kill hermione's pretentious muggle ass, and marry ginny 'cause shes a down ass bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:42am

    fuck off all ya i had 2 look up who all those ppl r n im 24 ... o n i dont give a shit bout t light or harry potter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:03am

    fuck hermione marry ginny kill alice cullen cause twilight is the gayest shit ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:19pm

    all of you are wrong - it's called Cliff Bang Hitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53am

    Don't care if Alice is a Cullen, she was the only hot one in the bunch.

  • Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 28, 10 at 10:10pm

    Kill cullen, marry hermione, fuck all three.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:59am

    god damn thats a hard one. i dont even know where to start. fuck ginny, but have a thing with her until i marry hermonie cause emma watson is amazing, and try to kill alice but fail because she's a vampire, casually date for a while, and then move on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:24am

    why the fuck would you kill hermione granger. Granted, her character is obnoxious, but she's really good looking and ginny weasely is a ginger and not good looking at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:04am

    I have an idea, how about you go to a psychiatrist and stop believing you can kill, fuck, and marry fictional characters instead: Fuck Emma Watson, Kill Bonnie Wright, then Marry Ashley Greene

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:05pm

    kill alice cullen cuz shes a cullen, fuck ginny and marry hermione

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:04am

    1159 i say kill marry fuck - guess its a regional thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:46am

    Fuck hermonine kill Ginny marry Cullen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:22am

    I agree with original answer, but only if we are keeping it fictional and not going by the actressses playing the roles. I'd MARRY Ginny.... I'd fuck alice, and i'd kill Hermione.

  • Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 4, 10 at 3:02am

    Twilight is awesome. Harry potter sucks ass. Go Alice.

  • Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 17, 10 at 12:23pm

    I am in a love triangle with Twilight and Harry Potter. I can't choose between Twihard and Potternerd. I just love them both so much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:15pm

    F Harry Pothead. Twihard all the way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:56am

    they're all hot.//btw sux how u have to verify email now wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:19pm

    alice may be a cullen and part of a horrendous franchise but she's HOT and awesome (she's one of the... 2 characters that have something like a personality) so i'm gonna say fuck alice and ginny (who is a BAMF!) at the same time then marry all 3 and fuck em all again =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:42pm

    6:54 actually, all the actresses who play them are older than 18, 2 of them are from Britain and the age of consent is 16 there, so even if they were younger still technically they would be legal, XD just saying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:32pm

    Thank you 3:47! Kill Alice (Twilight so this one is obvs) fuck Ginny, marry Hermione

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:48pm

    We call it Marry Bang Kill where I live.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:36am

    Kill cullen marry granger fuck ginny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:59pm

    It's called Marry, Fuck, or Kill for fucks sake. I'm pissed that they got the order wrong.

  • Submitted by FlagGirl2010 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:27am

    To the person who mentioned MuggleCast: I LOVE YOU. Could also be a version of Screw Marry Kill from Smart Mouths. Google that shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:54pm

    Who the hell are these people??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:47am

    fuck off all ya i had 2 look up who all those ppl r n im 24 ... o n i dont give a shit bout t light or harry potter -- Why didn't you look up correct grammar? Could have made your 24 year old ass more respectable.

  • Submitted by Dare2Dream on Jun 26, 10 at 10:48pm

    Ok not gonna lie, i actually LIKE twilight. Have any of you haters actuallu read the books? Probably not. Granted im not obsessed like those twelve-year-olds that go to every premire, but i did enjoy it. \n\nFuck alice, kill ginny, and marry hermione.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:33, ur close. but you mixed up one of 'em. fuck alice -b/c she's been alive for decades and knows what she's doing. kill Ginny-she gets in the way of things marry Hermoine- she knows more spells than anyone, and can pull you out of sticky situations.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:41am

    I say fuck them all, marry Hermoine as she's got the spell set, and kill Alice just because she's a Twilight character.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:35am

    Fuck Alice Cullen twice, the rest can die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:33pm

    Fuck alice, marry Ginny, Kill Hermione...... I don't think i could handle Granger for a lifetime.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:41am

    Marry Hermione, fuck Ginny so that bitch ass Harry Potter can stfu for once, and kill a Cullen for trying to suck the blood out of my penis. Dumb bitch, fuck her stalker brother. He's a douche.

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    Submitted by WApple on Jan 8, 12 at 7:45pm

    Kill the sparkly monster, spare the humans.

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    Submitted by Z4kku on Mar 30, 12 at 1:37am

    Kill Alice, fuck Hermione, marry Ginny.