Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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