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  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:55pm

    strippers are made up of the highest moral fiber.. they only travel in fuck teams to rich dudes houses.. dorm room? very doubtful.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:28pm

    Duke Lacrosse: a perfect example of one night of mistakes ruining years of hard work and promising lax careers. Colin finnerty and the others are really great kids, but they are still trying to recover from the consequences of their actions. This should be a lesson to all.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:55pm

    Its a awful because he had to pay them ALL.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:48pm

    im not jaded..but this is faker than a tranny!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:55pm

    2:10, and strippers are people.. I'm pretty sure there aren't rules against bringing people into your room, at least we don't have that rule.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:49pm

    If this was made up, its the lamest lie ever and if it was true, it was posted by the lamest person ever. Multiple strippers in anywhere outside of a strip club is always a win, because how do you end up with a bunch of strippers accidentally??

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    Awful? were they male strippers? or do you like to finger boy ass with your penis? bc that is a win in my book

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:37am

    It's a bad night if it smelled like seafood all around.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34am

    Duke sucks. This would have been topical and funny three-and-a-half years ago.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:38pm

    Yeah this is terrible. 1:28...paying for consequences of WHAT actions? They didn't do anything wrong!!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:53pm

    some people have july classes, and I got away with some things when I lived in the dorm (drinking and smoking weed and such) but I don't know how or why a bunch of stripper would get into a dorm room.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    that's what i'm saying 12:40.. for sure made up.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:36am

    Everything is made up. We're all a case of bad scripting.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:39am

    I was a stripper for two years and actually danced for the Duke Lacrosse team. They were perfectly behaved with me.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:20am

    I hope they weren't as ugly as those strippers. They were scary.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:14am

    how is that awful? sounds like a great night to me

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:57pm

    It would be awful if it was your roommate who got all the action and you didn't. Fucking retards.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:41am

    This is absolutely ridiculous. That incident proved that the stripper was lying about the entire thing and the judge who had even let the case go anywhere got dis-barred. Plus the strippers didn't even stay the night. Brush up on your facts before you create a fake text for the website.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:58pm

    More than the duke LAX team? Soooo, more than two?

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:50am

    stupid.. this is made up.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:57am

    was one of them a black girl who will now try to ruin your lives by lying about being raped? if so, watch out, al sharpton will be on your ass in 30 min

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:05pm

    This is not funny at all.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:18pm

    11:45, I dunno, our RAs missed a LOT, or chose not to deal with it because it was too much of a pain. But it IS July still. How is anyone in the dorms? Summer classes?

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:45am

    how would the RA's not notice a bunch of strippers being led into a dorm?? I wonder if a high schooler wrote this after watching a movie about college

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:32am

    obviously not made up 10:50. your life is made up

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:01pm

    We keep it classy at Duke. There were two strippers at the lacrosse house, and the players were all innocent. stupid text

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:10pm

    11:45 i don't see hows having strippers in your dorm can get you in any trouble? I'm positive people had strippers in our dorm last year

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:33am

    ha shout out to us duke studentssss. This is funny

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:34pm

    11:32.. really? thats the best you could think of?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:08am

    JESSE JACKSON YOU GON GET WHACKED SON BY JESSE JACKSON IF YOU INSULT BLACKS SON

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:26am

    yeah i agree with 914, strippers always equal great night unless you catch syphalis(not clue on the spelling)

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:17pm

    "Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me but..."

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:12pm

    Not funny. Nifong is scum and so was Mangum.