I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
These tits shall not be calmed
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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