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  • Submitted by Onthejob on Jul 5, 10 at 10:34pm

    O Haha I get it cause then it would look like you had that awesome disease herpes.

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      Submitted by skootles on Jul 6, 10 at 1:13am

      plus nobody likes an itchy ballsack.

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    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 6, 10 at 5:37am

    Reason #2: Poison ivy. Itchy, itchy poison ivy.

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    Submitted by JackBerton on Jul 5, 10 at 11:39pm

    Use a tent with a transparent roof. All the pleasure of seeing the stars, while seeing stars. None of the bugs.

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    Submitted by honeybunn on Jul 5, 10 at 10:30pm

    Outdoors can be really fun :) just good to plan things a little. It'll be more fun in the long run if you think ahead!

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    Submitted by donnydiablo on Jul 6, 10 at 12:34am

    Cabanas are your friend ;)

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    Submitted by kelseyxmarie on Sep 15, 11 at 1:05pm

    i almost thought this was a text from my ex cuz he pretty much said this after we banged outside and he had mosquito bites. right area code too, weird

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    Submitted by ericakane on Jul 6, 10 at 8:31pm

    U sure they weren't crabs?

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    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:52am

    I've gotten mosquito bites on my ass for no reason before...

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 6, 10 at 1:00am

    So pull a Houdini (have sex against a glass window)

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    Submitted by strafemaster on Jul 6, 10 at 1:43am

    Wait did u hurt yourself that night?

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    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 6, 10 at 1:29am

    Use off!

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    Submitted by mengler on Jul 5, 10 at 10:28pm

    Dude that happens to me all the damn time

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    Submitted by beautyycounts on Jul 6, 10 at 9:23am

    Happened last night....ugh

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    Submitted by BKzCHINOmx on Jul 5, 10 at 11:32pm

    Forreal, i got bit on the ear. Do you know how hard it is to be romantic with your ear itching like a motherfucka?

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    Submitted by shawnwoolsey117 on Jul 14, 10 at 9:33pm

    Use off that's what I do

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 6, 10 at 2:33am

    Ants... "up youws!"

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    Submitted by mayp_mnm90 on Jul 6, 10 at 2:01am

    Man I know the feeling. I may not have had any mosquitoes bite my cock but I always seem to get the most out of anyone around.

  • Submitted by klangford on Jul 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    No....reason #1 is flies....no bigger turn off than a fly landing on your gf's snatch.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:49am

    Klangford, so eloquently put. LMAO!!

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    Submitted by mrose5 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:35pm

    no.. worst part is having horrible grass allergies and your legs getting red and swollen for everyone to see.

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    Submitted by kteekel on Jul 6, 10 at 12:25am

    She didn't seem to mind last night when I was fucking her on the hood of my roommates car.

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    Submitted by winterstryke on Jul 7, 10 at 12:18am

    That's hilarious. Why so many negative votes?

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    Submitted by mrsmuzik on Jul 26, 11 at 12:27pm

    It's called bugspray

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 7, 10 at 2:31am

    Mosquito bite on the gooch mmm yummy no way to itch it eithout lookin weird

  • Submitted by trahb on Jul 5, 10 at 10:14pm

    Oh well. Bet it was fun