im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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