do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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