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  • 58 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:08am

    I read that out loud...and my boyfriend said " didn't that happen to me?" --- I said yes, but at least you weren't naked at the time. He was just hella sick w/ stomach flu.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:50am

    Sounds like you got what you deserved, if you knew he had a girlfriend. ... and he also got what he deserved.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm

    At least since you took it as a cue to leave it was at his place, not yours. Not your problem to clean up.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:55am

    Sounds possessed. All that's missing is his head spinning all the way round. O.o

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:15pm

    hahaha I applaude this post

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:32am

    Karma, bitch... He'll never cheat again... hopefully

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:24pm

    haha fucking stupid assholes from new york, what a bunch of pussies... and i use the phrase "hooking up" and i get ass like its going out of style

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19am

    AAAAAHAHA i lol's for reaaaaaall

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:51am

    should've switched to water ...

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:59pm

    That will teach him not to go Ass to Mouth

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:42pm

    AAAHHHH ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Hilarious!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:44am

    visual! noooooooooo hahahahahah

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am

    possession haha thats a good excuse he can tell his girlfriend if she ever finds out

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:35am

    Now that's just fucking nasty

  • 46 54
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Aug 9, 10 at 2:10pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44pm

    Not necessarily syracuse. would people stop trying to believe they know where the texts are from. I go to school 2 hours north of syracuse and we still have a 315 area code. Stupid people.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04pm

    this is the best one i've ever read.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:51pm

    gotta love those upstate NY boys!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm

    Ah hookups, wait they don't all end like that?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:29am

    shitting at the same time would have been funnier. Pea soup outta both ends, thats funny.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:15pm

    Definitely time to go. At least he stopped kissing her first?

  • 43 54
    Submitted by glennmck2012 on Nov 14, 10 at 4:55pm

    This actually made me chuckle thank you

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:08pm

    completely disgusting. i feel bad for you...you didn't get what you were expecting.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm

    anybody over 16 using the phrase "hooking up" is full of shit.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:27am

    this is totally made up.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:07pm

    this is pretty graphic and turned my stomach

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:58pm

    Ahahaha! You both suck.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:14pm

    Hilarious! You have great taste.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:53am

    I'm 19 and still use the term "hooking up". by the way...i can't fucking stop laughing at this.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21am

    OMG this happened to me once.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:44pm

    awww that sucks. you deserve it for being a whore.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:09pm

    hands down the best tfln of all time.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:19am

    ouch thats embaresng

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16am

    sounds like the douche shoulda cut off the booze intake a bit sooner, eh? Bummer.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 18, 10 at 7:21am

    Hahahahhahahahaha

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:41am

    THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:09am

    This happened to me once. UGH. He had too much pubic hair anyway.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10pm

    lol @ 11:11 thats grossssss hahahaha

  • 37 76
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:48pm

    This guy deserves to be humilated for cheating

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:51am

    Haha so true one of the greatest!!

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:41am

    10:27 drinks their own pee. And the text is hilarious. Lightweight.

  • 38 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:58pm

    I also received this text, and I know exactly who it's about. hahahaha

  • 41 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:17am

    Why am I reminded of the transformation scene from "American Werewolf in London"?

  • 33 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm

    Hahaha syracuse boys

  • 36 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:55am

    i'm pretty sure i know you... like seriously i think i received that text...and youre right 11:44 i'm from utica and have the old 315