i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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