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  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:07pm

    Lmfao I was reading this at work. I work for hallmark we get this all the time

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    To the people who think this girl is a slut... so do you think she should have had an abortion... like YOUR girlfriend? would that make her a better person? *tsk* *tsk* ignorance...

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:38pm

    12:36 = male shovanist pig

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:29am

    I actually think this is funny. You could have cards that say "You said you were too broke for condoms, but the state says you're not broke enough to dodge child support. Happy Fathers day" and "Withdrawal only works when you have self-control"

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:51am

    just because she got pregnant doesn't mean she's a slut. you have no idea how old she is or who the guy is. maybe he was her boyfriend for years and they decided to have a baby together but then he decided he didn't want it and left. so stop just saying 'you slut.'

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:13pm

    I so need one of these cards. 7 years ago he told me he wuld marry me if I had an abortion. I love my 7 year old....haven't seen him since.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:49pm

    you should have used a fucking condom, douche!

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:39am

    I am right there with you!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:36pm

    12:24 spoken like a true whore, there are plenty of ways to not "accidentally" get pregnant. 2 reasons girls get pregnant 1) they are retarded for not being on the pill, or having un protected sex 2) to trap a guy into staying in the relationship yes the guys should man up, but since you have more risk, take precautions

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:24pm

    hey idiots, sluts aren't the only ones who have babies. i know girls who have been with their boyfriends for over two years and they accidentally get pregnant and the dudes leave. &she'd really only be a slut if she was buying more than one baby daddy card and sending it to four or five different guys.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:50pm

    Ah, a classic debate. I think its hilarious. Sometimes men are piece of shit fathers, sometimes women are piece of shit mothers. I sure do wish there was a card like this though!

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:18am

    Anyone could have had this idea... no one can actually be sure she's even a she. And it takes two people to make a baby.. guys can put condoms on allll by themselves.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    hahahah OMMMGGG Thats a phenomenal idea. shoebox greetings should jump on that idea asap.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:29pm

    Aha, I know tons of people who would buy that card.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:04pm

    most of you guys obviously don't have sex or know about it enough to recognize that you can use condoms and still get prego.. most of you were probably one of those "surprises".. so shut up.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:49am

    bitch. shoulda took care of it

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:44pm

    3:38= penis hating mullet sporting bull dyke

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:26am

    fuck you unknown errors

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:12am

    Typical J-ville barracks hoe! Lol

  • 51 56
    Submitted by misspriss615 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:52pm

    Lol too true!

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:52pm

    accidents happen dickwads. i was on the pill and we used a condom and i still got fucking pregnant so all you haters can kiss my fucking ass. i love my kids, their father is an asshole, and nothing you fuckfaces say can change that.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:20pm

    ha. I was faithfully on the pill for almost 10 years and got preggo. my friend got her tubes tied and she still got preggo.. my best friend was told she couldnt have kids, was on fertility drugs for 5 years, got off them, and got preggo 2 years later. the only way NOT to get pregnant is to NOT have sex. It's one thing to get pregnant, whether you are taking precautions or not... It's another to not take responsibility for it. It takes two to tango.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am

    you know what... I'm with you girl. You don't have to be a slut to meet an asshole. Not all men are shitty guys (don't get your nuts in a twist men). I'm just saying sometimes we're unlucky. And I'd love to make my baby-daddy cry. He deserves it. For not being there to help when our baby himself cries. kudos my friend. I'll probably make a homemake one.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:14pm

    I worked at Hallmark and for the record they do make that card. just FYI

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:21pm

    i looked for one of those cards too! My baby's daddy offered to pay for an abortion and still marry me, but why would I murder our first child just so we could get a piece of paper and have another? more power to the single moms who are taking care of their babies instead of having abortions, and shame on fathers who deserve this type of father's day cards... man up!! u made a baby u should take care of it.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:51am

    They should also have one for moms "I guess you really weren't on the pill after all......here is a 10 pack of wire hangers!!!!"

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:35am

    LOL. I laughed pretty fucking hard about this one. Seriously, how do YOU pick out a card for a shithole of a dad?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Stephaniea on Mar 22, 10 at 4:29am

    Haha, yes! I would so buy a card like this for my ex husband

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:55am

    ^^for reals. stop being a slut

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:21pm

    yes i wish there was a card like this!!! I didn't ever lie to my baby daddy about being on the pill he knew i wasnt and he supposedly pulled out but shit happens. And we had been fucking for over a year. now he wont man up oh well fuck him!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:40am

    Regarding using protection: accidents can still happen. My wife got pregnant the first time while on the pill. Regarding abortion: maybe the guy claimed he'd take responsibility and so the woman decided to have the kid, except then he pussied out when he realized what it actually means to take care of a little crying, pooping person instead of going out and getting drunk every night.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:20am

    I homemaked this card for you because I couldnt swallow the pill or your load!!!!

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:24pm

    Considering this is 910 probably jville, i must agree with "They should also have one for moms "I guess you really weren't on the pill after all......here is a 10 pack of wire hangers!!!!" And guess what??? Im a woman... a lot of Girls around here are such hoe bags. Not all but a lot.