WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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