guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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