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  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:10am

    Actually, that's a valid FB update. I can't stand the "Taking a shower" and "Wondering what to wear today" statuses. Who gives a fuck? Going into labor's a great reason for a FB update.

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:03pm

    my labor lasted so long, that not only did I updated my facebook, myspace, and sent all my close friends and immediate family texts to let them know what was gng on, I read a book, and got a whole night worth 4 hours of sleep. 10:10 I so agree. I strongly hate meaningless updates, but going into labor is something you, your significant other, and many of your friends and family have waited for, for 9 long months!

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:42am

    take it in the face while labor..........labor pains in the face!

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:25pm

    Aaaahahahaha!!!! PUSH!!!

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:37am

    9:54 - you're a fucking loser if you can't spell. It's social - not socal.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:49pm

    OmGq ThAt'S SoOoOiOio funNyyuyyyyuy

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:15am

    11:11 i didn't do either of those things. nor have my friends.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:08am

    labor's pretty slow, i read a novel through it. facebook status is a piece of cake.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:39am

    Haha. I live in PA and I have family from NY to CA and in Canada so I was textibg and updating my status on FB, myspace and Twitter via text up until they told me to push. Then, as I held her fir the first time, my boyfriend took pictures and texted them to all the sites so family could see her. Technology was my alternate win for June 21st, 2009.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:52pm

    10:15 you do realize you were also squeezed about by you mother's bloated, prolapsed vagina as yet another carbon footprint into this overpopulated world? suicide is not just an option, it's a fucking great option.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:32pm

    Hey are there any pussy pics ?

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:09am

    10:51 suicide is always an option.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:23pm

    Is your sis in the army and had a kid this morning?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:35am

    My sis did the same thing, on Twitter.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:23am

    hahah that's so funnyyyyy

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:23am

    1051 was flown in by a stork apparently

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:53am

    My cousin totally did that! Lol

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:57pm

    You're Lacey's sister? Hahahahaha seriously. I got those fb updates from her this morning and was like, "WTF"

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:14pm

    *what was going on, **and got a whole 4 hours worth of sleep

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:11am

    No, all oversharing mombies update their status while in labour. And share every gory pic with a "you don't have to look" underneath the pic when it's too late.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:39am

    Just went through this on 10/16 lol. Had to update for my wife :)

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:51am

    I'm so glad I don't have any pregnant people on my FB, nor any who want children in the future. D: That's disgusting. Last thing I want to see is someone's bloated, prolapsed vagina squeezing out yet another carbon footprint into this overpopulated world. Barf.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:22pm

    Lots a girls do this.. Very immature.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by soccerchica917 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:06am

    my cousin did too. and had the picture up half an hour after the baby was born.