Actually, that's a valid FB update. I can't stand the "Taking a shower" and "Wondering what to wear today" statuses. Who gives a fuck? Going into labor's a great reason for a FB update.
Haha. I live in PA and I have family from NY to CA and in Canada so I was textibg and updating my status on FB, myspace and Twitter via text up until they told me to push. Then, as I held her fir the first time, my boyfriend took pictures and texted them to all the sites so family could see her. Technology was my alternate win for June 21st, 2009.
my labor lasted so long, that not only did I updated my facebook, myspace, and sent all my close friends and immediate family texts to let them know what was gng on, I read a book, and got a whole night worth 4 hours of sleep. 10:10 I so agree. I strongly hate meaningless updates, but going into labor is something you, your significant other, and many of your friends and family have waited for, for 9 long months!
10:15 you do realize you were also squeezed about by you mother's bloated, prolapsed vagina as yet another carbon footprint into this overpopulated world?
suicide is not just an option, it's a fucking great option.
I'm so glad I don't have any pregnant people on my FB, nor any who want children in the future. D: That's disgusting. Last thing I want to see is someone's bloated, prolapsed vagina squeezing out yet another carbon footprint into this overpopulated world. Barf.
No, all oversharing mombies update their status while in labour. And share every gory pic with a "you don't have to look" underneath the pic when it's too late.
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