You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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