I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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