Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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