I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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