Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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