I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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