just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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