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  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:42am

    Back in 'Nam we had .357 Magnum rubbers

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:40pm

    That's dumb and more than likely false. If you have to send a pic more than likely it ain't the dick.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:10pm

    5:53 must be a used bitch magnet

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:10am

    HOLY SHIT. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WIDTH OF MAGNUM AND MAGNUM XL IS .4 INCHES. AND VARIES FROM 1 INCH TO .5 INCHES FROM REGULAR CONDOMS. AND THE ONLY DIFF BETWEEN MAGNUM XL AND MOST REGULAR TROJANS IS ABOUT .25" IN WIDTH. but hey guys need their ego boosts right?? just like the guy who sent this text.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:01am

    four-zero-seven-six****** my bad :)

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:32pm

    One day I'm gonna get in a hot cashier's line and act shy and embarassed about purchasing a box of Magnum XLs just to guage her reaction...

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:33pm

    Painful. but what if you like the pain?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm

    hahah 12:52 thats a lie. you can't force the blood out of your dick, if anything it would just make it harder

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:26pm

    Fucking dudes with huge dicks is painful

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:16pm

    Still tight? You can fit your entire arm In em. Not only is the text lame but so r u

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:25am

    5:53 you have alot of big women lol

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20am

    this is just no dang good

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:15pm

    ??having a big dick isnt awkward or painful..whoever says that must be mad that they cant fit into mags

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:13pm

    I wanna know the background story. This makes no sense.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:59am

    i can take a magnum :) textttt meeeee three-four-seven four-two-five four-seven-zero-sixxxx!

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:11am

    REWRITE-----HOLY SHIT. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LENGTH OF MAGNUM AND MAGNUM XL IS .4 INCHES. AND IT ONLY VARIES FROM 1 INCH TO .5 INCHES FROM MOST REGULAR CONDOMS. AND THE ONLY DIFF BETWEEN MAGNUM XL AND MOST REGULAR TROJANS IS ABOUT .25" IN WIDTH. but hey guys need their ego boosts right?? just like the guy who sent this text.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:26pm

    8:32: I think the most interesting part of that scenario would be that you actually found a hot cashier.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    Some of us use magnums because we have to.. not to stroke egos.. I use a magnum.. but for the width.. Wearing a regular condom is just flat out painful.. It pretty much forces all the blood out.. makes it look like Hugh Heffner.. all limp and hangin there.. But glad you could contribute your envy. Especially the all caps. nice touch.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:18am

    I took one who needed them and fit nicely on him. Beautiful dick but rather painful.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:23am

    Yeah, this wouldn't even have been funny in context, let alone on tfln

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:07am

    Coming from someone who sells condoms for a living...magnum xls are literally less than an inch larger than a standard condom and its only in the pouch. Also, they aren't at all bigger than a Magnum, its a marketing technique because men feel like they have to gold wrapper it to impress. Pathetic.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:26pm

    ... Is painful and awkward. Fact.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:15pm

    ha maybe her friend will wanna get with you now.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:16pm

    send her a picture of your dick and you will know for sure

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:17pm

    send her a picture of a pretzel claiming its your dick tied in a knot.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:17am

    The magnumXL is about an inch or more wider than a regular condom. That's a pretty significant increase in the radius of things. Hasn't anyone here taken geometry?

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:32pm

    yeah its still nice to have one

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:47am

    this text makes no sense. it shouldnt be here.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:22pm

    Meg-I think the point of sending the pic to her was to get her to want to sleep with him

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:10am

    I'm usually just under 7 inches (a little over 7 on a good day) and I've hit the cervix with more than one girl. And we have had to stop. The vagina can elongate.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:53pm

    I don't agree with the three percent have over 8 inches I'm a little over 8 and most women fit fine and I don't think that's really that big I wish I was a little bigger I've never bottomed out or had a girl tell to stop cause it hurts

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:13am

    btw durex XXL is 9.5" in length. Magnum XL is only 8.5".

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    just because you bought a box of magnums doesnt mean you got a big dick. i know many of guys who buy magnums just to act like they could fit it.

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:08pm

    My bf wears magnum xls but they're still tight on him :(