the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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