He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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