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  • Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 25, 10 at 1:47pm

    Let's go and meet your cat

  • Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 25, 10 at 3:03pm

    Shit, she's on to us.

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 25, 10 at 1:59pm

    You went up anyway right?

  • Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 25, 10 at 4:25pm

    So when I actually want you to meet my dogs should I ask if you want to see my penis?

  • Submitted by prompt on Apr 25, 10 at 4:02pm

    Wow. Some code you've cracked.

  • 88 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 2:16pm

    nondirect haha dumbass.

  • 80 54
    Submitted by marsrover on Apr 25, 10 at 2:43pm

    It's better than saying 'Let's go fuck!'

  • 81 65
    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 25, 10 at 8:42pm

    *golf clap* looks like this one's going places

  • 71 53
    Submitted by golightly on Apr 25, 10 at 11:13pm

    Yeah and "come over and watch a movie" means come over and watch me fuck you.

  • 70 53
    Submitted by JTGrogan on Apr 25, 10 at 2:41pm

    Nondirect. Nice

  • 67 55
    Submitted by crazycountry27 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:27am

    Haha I love the grammar police

  • 65 52
    Submitted by AshleyRose on Apr 25, 10 at 6:26pm

    That's priceless an so true

  • 58 45
    Submitted by swarley308 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:49pm

    Indirect assclown

  • 61 52
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 25, 10 at 11:16pm

    This is just an INDIRECT way of saying you don't like man meat. Frigid fucktard.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by SgtInsurgent on Apr 27, 10 at 10:17am

    Snap, ya got me. Well DO you want to meet my penis?

  • 62 59
    Submitted by r1chard85 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:27pm

    Damn straight!!! Us men are always non-direct, if not then we'd be assholes, lol

  • 60 59
    Submitted by neighplay on Apr 25, 10 at 1:51pm

    Ha ha best commennt ever

  • 58 56
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 26, 10 at 9:59pm

    Please tell me you went up anyway.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by fleshman4joe on Apr 26, 10 at 12:12am

    buuuut.... you went up anyway

  • 51 46
    Submitted by inawe on Apr 28, 10 at 9:53pm

    Was he hot ? If so..... Proceed to meet his penis.... I mean dogs...lol

  • 53 53
    Submitted by ctolaf on Apr 26, 10 at 4:49am

    I didn't quite see the indirect part...

  • 60 67
    Submitted by buflosrevenge on Apr 25, 10 at 2:29pm

    Did you

  • 54 57
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:24am

    In that case .. Wanna pet my snake?

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:50pm

    I thought in the 480 all you had to do was offer a bottle of cold water and airconditioning?!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by mutigers42 on Apr 25, 10 at 5:24pm

    That's so obvious that it is direct.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by bmarie10 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:22pm

    Wtffffff ?

  • 53 60
    Submitted by glenrose143 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:31pm

    That happened to me on a first date so now I'm 19 and pregnant never go the condom will break

  • 49 52
    Submitted by peytonrene2513 on Apr 27, 10 at 11:59am

    amen.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 3:01pm

    Hahaha tru tru

  • 53 62
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 25, 10 at 3:13pm

    Hahaa I believe it's " indirect " no hyphen (-)\nEither

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:48pm

    I should get a dog. 

  • 54 68
    Submitted by swarley308 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:50pm

    And she still calls it a penis like she's 12. Stupid

    • 65 61
      Submitted by CsM on Apr 26, 10 at 1:46am

      Well, since it -is- a penis, should she call it a 'doinker' instead?

  • 36 42
    Submitted by FunkyColeMedina on Apr 13, 11 at 2:54am

    OMG! I use that one on guys all the time

  • 43 61
    Submitted by FalconPinch on Apr 25, 10 at 10:41pm

    What, you didn't know that already?

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 26, 10 at 8:18am

    Damn you're a genius!!! Bet you still met his dogs and his penis... We always win.

  • Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:08pm

    Of course she did! All women are sluts.

    • 51 54
      Submitted by jarmygirl on Apr 26, 10 at 2:08am

      and all men are sluts too guess it evens out doesn't? douche