sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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