I'm drive I can fine osifer
we made out on top of his cat.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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