Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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