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  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 17, 10 at 9:17am

    That's not a period, that's a comma. . .

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    Submitted by ewewewewewew on Jul 17, 10 at 9:03am

    Or it means that you are already knocked up.

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:11am

    Don't blame God for why you want to have random sex with some guy you haven't even met.

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    Submitted by haf1388 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:56pm

    Haha.. or God's way of saying, "opps, I made a mistake... Here's a baby instead."

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    Submitted by shrivledballs on Jul 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    or its God's way of saying "hunny, you're already pregnant"

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    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:14am

    That's his way of saying ur a slut.

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    Submitted by tophertk421 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:10am

    If one wants to waddle whilst one whittles it should prove rather difficult, I think. The shavings would go on this way and that way and fall about everywhere leaving no opportunity to whipple in the wabe. Rather, one should attempt to gimbly whilst one gibes. That is, if one should wish to successfully succumb to blissful blithers.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:16am

    Lewis Carrol beneath me: WTF?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 17, 10 at 9:21am

    Go get some!

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    Submitted by LAXXER on Jul 17, 10 at 9:59am

    Or u could fuck me?

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jul 17, 10 at 4:34pm

    PA <3

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:57am

    yeah, that's probably it, whore.

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    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:46pm

    In Soviet pretzel, this broad cuts to the chase by working out a discount brothel. Thirteenth. Ohhh bad luck.

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    Submitted by janeblushes on Jul 17, 10 at 5:31pm

    That is so true

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    Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 17, 10 at 1:18pm

    I hope random Italian boy knocks you up.

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:21pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty

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    Submitted by lmm10 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:10pm

    It means you are pregnant!

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm

    Tophertk421 wrote such a thoughtful comment. I favorited this just for his paragraph.