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  • Agreed. It's only funny if you say it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:28am
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  • it has to be fake because anyone that intoxicated could never get that typed correctly on the keypad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:43am
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  • Damn, this site is starting to fail so soon?! Uh oh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:07pm
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  • don't post fake texts and fuck with the system, dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:11am
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  • faaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. nobody texts this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:09am
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  • whoever posted this should eat a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:23am
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  • This post is only funny if you say it to an officer.. Come'on New York, you can do better than that! This text, however: "I swear to drunk, I'm not God." Is funny said and texted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:03pm
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  • this isnt contentfromyourlife.com its textsfromlastnight.com, we enjoy the dumbasses that posts what was actually sent to them on here not the jokes we heard in 9th grade health class....posts the real stuff is all we want, theres plenty of it w/o needing the fillers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:20pm
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  • Holy drunk! I'm so Jesus! Is the only funny drunken word mix up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:14am
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  • bull shit who would send this in a text. this is tooootal bull shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:26am
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  • im now closing textsfromlastnight after your dumbass post. gerbey

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:59pm
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  • So what if its fake...still funny xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:13pm
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  • This is by far the worst thing I've ever seen on here. Whoever thought this was cute enough to post this shouldn't eat a dick, they should take one...in the ass

    Submitted by sean001 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:31pm
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  • People, read it and enjoy. Who cares if it's fake??? It's the content that matters! If it's not funny, MOVE ON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:55pm
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  • haha you said FUCKO hahaha lmoa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:25am
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  • People are really starting to annoy me with their fake, stupid texts....ruining the fun! Get a life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:51am
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  • First, that's fake. Second, it's from That 70s Show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • fuck you. lie correctly next time. dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:21pm
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  • Hey 11:14, penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:51am
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  • I love bagels

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 6, 10 at 1:28pm
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  • this is hella whack................"hella whack" my phrase of the day lol try it its fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:43pm
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  • Just putting it out there, but I like cheesecake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 1:34am
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  • Everyone needs to chill the hell out. You obviouslly have no sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:04pm
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  • obv fake, because no ny cells have 212 area codes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:02pm
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  • Weak.

    Submitted by Microbus on Oct 10, 10 at 3:37pm
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  • Lol who gives a fuck if it's fake.. As long as it makes you laugh it's ohhhkaaaay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:02pm
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  • 9th graders dont even have health class... RETAAAAHD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:14pm
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  • Cause I'm sotally tober...... And 11:14 yes we do RETAAAAHD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:09am
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